All In One

A bored sadist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile, pyromaniac and masochist in a psychiatric ward.

SADIST: hey, why don’t we torture a cat?

ZOOPHILE: yeah! We’ll torture a cat then fuck it!

MURDERER: we’ll torture it, fuck it and them kill it!

NECROPHILE: we’ll torture it, fuck it, kill it, and then fuck it again!

PYROMANIAC: Yeah, then we’ll burn the cat!

[sudden silence.. Then all asked the masochist, “WHY don’t you say anything?”]

MASOCHIST: meow!