More Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Might Be Into Animal Love

Hello again, everyone. I just decide to add some more on my Top Ten post earlier for fun. Admit it, you guys just can’t get enough it. Well here is it now, just read it, and stay away from anything breakable. Remember, you have been warned.

More Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Might Be Into Animal Love

You discover all his Playboy magazines have been replaced by Animal Planet.

She wonders who has the bigger dick, you or your dog.

You call her in the middle of the night and hear strange sounds in the background. You demand who’s in bed with her she tells you that she’s sleeping with the dog. Somehow, this doesn’t reassure you of your suspicions.

He tells you that he wants to experiment on the ‘wild side’ and somehow, this makes you nervous.

He has wet dreams involving a four-legged officer in the Police K9 Department.

His porn movie collection now has the titles: “Humping it out with Lassie”, “Fuck Willy” and the latest, “The Horse of Zorro”.

He insist that you wear that cat costume he got you for Halloween during sex and growl like a tiger, saying that he like having sex on the ‘wild side’.

She insists on having the dog in the same room while having sex, saying that she needs a sense of protection (Yeah right…).

You discover that he has another e-mail address and its ifuckanimals@fuckinganimals.com

She keeps on reassuring you that the name and face you caught being banged by a horse in this website isn’t really her, and that there’s this REALLY secret government organization out to break your relationship up.