More Signs You Might Be Into Animal Love

Due to the fact that your faithful and very horny writer’s e-mail address has been bombarded by countless fans who couldn’t seem to get enough of the Top Ten Signs post (also mentioning the fact that I was bored literarily out of mind today won’t hurt…), I decided to heed their pathetic pleas and post a part two of the signs. Oh yeah, we *DO* really have a strange sense of humor! Enjoy.

More Signs You Might Be Into Animal Love

You start to wolf whistle at the sexy gals who pass by walking their dogs. Unfortunately, you only whistle when the sexy chick actually has a dog walking beside her.

All your Playboy magazines have been replaced by Wildlife.

You have fantasies of getting banged by someone in the police department. Too bad, he has four legs and responds only to a whistle.

Your room is filled with pictures of animal stars rather than rock stars. (I know it’s pathetic, but I heard that there’s this guy who fits in to this description…)

You get an orgasm watching a porn movie. Unfortunately, it’s called the Horse of Zorro.

You develop a habit of talking to the park’s police officer because you have a crush on his horse.

Your girlfriend wakes you up in the middle of a wet dream saying, “Honey, why were you calling for the dog?”

You have nightmares of being caught humping the horse of the park’s equestrian statue.

You find yourself thinking of your dog when having sex with your GF.

You already are a daily guest of this website.

You post your fantasies and experiences into this site EVERY SINGLE DAY.

You’re a VERY active and FAITHFUL member of this web site.